@EpcotCentre

Whoever runs this account has the driest sense of humor ever. Honestly, it is really dry, but it is also so hilarious. I first saw a tweet from the presumably-fake EPCOT Twitter account when I was going to EPCOT. Weird, huh? Patton Oswalt retweeted it. All of the tweets are quality, but I love when they do #EPCOTMailbag every Friday. The responses are so humorous. I have my favorite below.

Q. My grandkids love your holiday lights! How long does it take to decorate Epcot? - Randy (Hammond, IN) --- A. Happy New Year, Randy.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) December 28, 2013