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Friday, September 30, 2011

I Don't Even Know What To Say

It's so bad and not really Disney. But it is Splash Mountain and therefore it is posted.

There Goes Terry

I can't help, but feel abandoned. I know Tito was fired, but he also said he wanted to go. It's kinda like Urban Meyer when he left the Gators. He wanted to leave. A bad season. A bad finish. Whatever you wanna call it he felt like we weren't good so he didn't want to be associated with us. Next year I hope we win the World Series even more. Just to watch Francona cry.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

This Week's Entertainment By David


It happened. The impossible happened. The Red Sox lost. They aren't in the playoffs. Sports Illustrated picked them to win the World Series. They had a 9 game lead in the Wild Card with a month remaining. They led Baltimore 3-2 in the bottom of the ninth with two outs. New York led Tampa Bay 7-0 in the eighth and 7-6 in the bottom of the ninth with two outs and two strikes. But Boston lost and Tampa won. It's over. But. We learned. We learned it's never over and we learned we can always improve. So let's not dwell on the season that was and then quickly wasn't, let's think ahead. It's time for my annual predictions and reccomendations on what they should do next year. After all, we still finished the season with 90 wins.

Players That Will Remain With the Team (Bold Predictions in Bold)

Alfredo Aceves
Matt Albers
Scott Atchison
Daniel Bard
Josh Beckett
Clay Buchholz
Felix Doubront
Jon Lester
Andrew Miller
Trever Miller
Franklin Morales
Jonathan Papelbon
Kyle Weiland
Dan Wheeler
Jarrod Saltalamacchia
Jason Varitek
Lars Anderson
Mike Aviles
Adrian Gonzalez
Jed Lowrie
Dustin Pedroia
Marco Scutaro
Kevin Youkilis
Carl Crawford
Jacoby Ellsbury
Darnell McDonald
Josh Reddick
Ryan Lavarnaway
David Ortiz

Players Leaving The Team

Erik Bedard
Michael Bowden
John Lackey
Franklin Morales
Junichi Tazawa
Tim Wakefield
Bobby Jenks
Luis Esposito
Jose Iglesias
Conor Jackson
J.D. Drew
Joey Gathright

Players That Will Join The Team

CJ Wilson
Rich Harden
Jose Valverde
Michael Cuddyer
Jack Wilson

Here's the rundown. The Red Sox will start next season like the Bruins started the '11 playoffs after their collapse (Boston has had their fair share of collapse, huh?) Cold. Just like the beginning of this season. Everyone will say the Sox will be done, but just like last year they'll come back. It seemed that there was a grand player in every month (Ortiz in April, Gonzalez in May, Beckett in June, Pedroia in July, Ellsbury in August, Scutaro in September.) Not this year. I think that the team will evaluate what they did wrong and change it. I can see Pedroia and Ellsbury and Gonzalez as potential MVP candidates again. Beckett won't be the same in 2012, but better than most even years of his career. Crawford will begin to pick up his slack making early career numbers once again. David Ortiz and Jason Varitek will be playing in the final years of their careers. Ortiz's numbers will skyrocket, but Varitek's numbers will plummet. The best addition will be Wilson although everyone will think it's Cuddyer. Lester will be the team's ace. Papelbon will bounce back and overtake Mariano Rivera as the best closer in the American League. Lavarnaway will see some more action when Salty is out. The Red Sox will win the division as more players leave the Yankees and Rays. The Sox will get to the ALCS, but eventually fall to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim who will eventually beat the San Francisco Giants in the World Series. Everyone is wondering about Theo Epstein and Terry Francona. Here's what I see, Ken Williams, the Chicago White Sox GM, will come in and replace Theo Epstein as the general manager. Ken will play a James Spader type trying to replace the big boss while the one who replaces the manager is Terry Francona. Francona's not gonna lose his job! Enough worry. You gotta blame the players for the collapse. However, Ken Williams isn't replacing a man who has left. Theo will be replacing a man who has left who will be replacing a man who has left. My prediction: Bud Selig will step down as the MLB comissioner. Larry Lucchino, Red Sox president, will be called upon to replace him. Theo Epstein will take Larry's place as team president and Ken Williams will take over Theo's job. Larry will instill the 5-team playoffs into the MLB after watching Boston the past two years. The Red Sox, Yankees, Angels, Tigers, and White Sox will make the playoffs from the AL and the Giants, Cardinals, Brewers, Phillies, and Marlins will make the playoffs from the NL. I'm basically just winging it here. Wishful thinking! It was a good season Boston! I loved watching, but definitely wanted to wake up when September ended. Have a good postseason everyone else. I'll see you all next spring when the Miami Marlins open the season.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Why Andy Was The Right Choice

It could've been them. Could've been Darryl. Could've been Kelly. Could've been anyone. But why Andy? Toby, Paul Lieberstein, said that Andy and Michael had one thing in common. They both put people before their actual job. What will happen with Erin? Apparently there will be some new tension now that Andy's the new boss. Something will escalate around Halloween...

Toy Story Re-Imagination

I would not have the patience to do this. Pretty accurate though. Love this!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Shirtoid Posts Another Great Quotes T-Shirt

Here's the quote inventory:

"Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!"

"Whatchu Talkin Bout Willis?"

"No Soup For You!"



"Suit up."

"I've made a huge mistake."


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Cool Cool Cool Cool"

"Live Long and Prosper"

"What's up doc?"

"It's bigger on the inside."


"Did I Do That?"

"I Pity The Fool."

"That's What She Said."

Paper Airplane

You thought it was the one on the far right didn't you? Yeah, me too. It's the one in the middle though. Impressive.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Sunday, September 25, 2011

20 Questions Knows What You Think Of

I recently found a site of 20 Questions that can guess anything! It even guessed Mike Vrabel. You can do classic, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Disney, The Simpsons, Earth, Old Testament, People, TV, Movies, Sports, Name Game, and Music. It's pretty fun and very smart. Go play 20 Questions!

The Mickey Mouse Kitchen

It's what everyone dreams of. Everything from spoons to forks to knives. The sell them at one store in Downtown Disney. The Kitchen Company. Everything there is divine. I vow to myself that I will own a Mickey Mouse Kitchen when I grow up.

In the kitchen there are:

Cookie cutters
Salt and pepper shakers
Measuring cups
Oven mitts
Pot holders
Ice trays

To buy everything for a kitchen Mickey style (toaster, oven, fridge and microwave excluded) it is a grand total of $185. Not bad. Very realistic. And awesome.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Elmo Does The Office

Elmo and Cookie Monster recently visited Entertainment Weekly and with it came parodies of The Big Bang Theory, The Office, and NCIS. Enjoy!

Free Credit Report.Com. Tell Your Kids Tell Your Dad Tell Your Mom

Remember the very catchy Free Credit Report.Com commercials? I do. I loved em! Wanna relive them? Here you go:

Now they have a new band who's done this:

They're all pretty good, but I like the old ones. They were quite catchy ever since they showed up with their pirate hats on. I hope they do a Christmas one. That'd be cool.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Did You Hear?


Nard Dog's the New Boss! Andy Bernard is Michael Scott's replacement at Dunder Mifflin. The 29 month question is finally answered. It was going to be James Spader, but he "took one look around, drove down to Florida, and convinced Jo to give him her job." I am just overcome and can't do a very good post because THE OFFICE IS BACK AND ANDY'S THE BOSS! WATCH THE OFFICE AT 9:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME ON THURSDAYS ON NBC. THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

This Week's Entertainment By David


There's an actually gay Muppet. There's the letter G and much fun poked at Glee. I will always laugh.

Tom Selleck Really Does Make Everything Better

Remember that age old myth that if you add Tom Selleck's moustache to anything it immediately gets better. Well it's a fact now.

Extreme Jealousy

My mom is driving to Florida with her aunt and she drove through Scranton. Pennsylvania. Dunder Mifflin? Yes. I am extremely jealous. I would love to go to Scranton.

The Office Sneak Peek

24 seconds. Not nearly enough. Only 1 hour and 19 minutes though.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The Office Drops In At The Emmy's

The Office did a skit at the Emmy's. Not only did they have Creed, Jim, Stanley, Dwight, Kelly, Erin, Ryan, Andy, etc. But they also had Aziz Ansari, Ce Lo Green, Amy Poehler, Ashton Kutcher, Tracy Morgan, Nathan Fillion, and Kim Kardashian! Pretty funny, but who's the new boss? It's killing me!

Disney Adidas

Disney and Adidas have teamed up to make Disney shoes! One thing though they are for kids and toddlers ages 0-7. Cool. Older people like Disney too, Adidas. Still awesome shoe though. Disney Kicks!

Avatar Land

Disney's Animal Kingdom Park is getting a little bit different. With Pandora. That's right Avatar is coming to Animal Kingdom. There will be a new land with multiple attractions called Avatar Land (until further name change.) Construction will begin in 2013. So it won't be ready for a while.

Jason Mraz Is Back!

With his new song I Won't Give Up! Enjoy!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

My Goal For December 31st, 2012

My goal will start on September 19th, 2011. My goal will end on December 31st, 2012, completed or not. What is my goal you may ask? To watch every Disney animated movie worth watching whether I've seen it or not. I will select 50 animated Disney movies that are worth watching. Savvy? Here is the complete checklist of the 50 Disney Movies I will be watching from tomorrow to December 31st, 2012:

[] Steamboat Willie
[] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
[] Pinocchio
[] Fantasia
[] Dumbo
[] Bambi
[] The Three Caballeros
[] Fun and Fancy Free
[] The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
[] Cinderella
[] Alice in Wonderland
[] Peter Pan
[] Lady and the Tramp
[] Sleeping Beauty
[] 101 Dalmatians
[] The Sword and the Stone
[] The Jungle Book
[] The Aristocats
[] Robin Hood
[] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
[] The Rescuers
[] The Fox and the Hound
[] The Great Mouse Detective
[] Oliver and Company
[] The Little Mermaid
[] Beauty and the Beast
[] Aladdin
[] The Lion King
[] Toy Story
[] Pochahontas
[] The Hunchback of Notre Dame
[] Hercules
[] A Bug's Life
[] Mulan
[] Tarzan
[] Toy Story 2
[] Fantasia 2000
[] The Emperor's New Groove
[] Monsters Inc
[] Lilo and Stitch
[] Finding Nemo
[] The Incredibles
[] Cars
[] Ratatouille
[] Wall-E
[] The Princess and the Frog
[] Up
[] Tangled
[] Toy Story 3
[] Winnie the Pooh

Bring. It. On.

It's Cupcake Day!

I just made that up now actually. It's not cupcake day. Well it could be, but I don't know. Anyway just enjoy the two pictures of cupcakes I left you. That's right they're both cupcakes and no, I'm not lying.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

How About Them Gators?

Chris Rainey and John Brantley are making heads turn in Gainesville and the rest of the country. The Gators have beaten UAB, Tennessee, and Florida Atlantic to begin the 2011-2012 college football season. They defeated all three with a combined score of 113-26. I'm definitely liking what I'm seeing. They started the season ranked at #23 and now they're at #15. Looking good! The only ranked teams they have to play this season are Alabama, LSU, South Carolina, and Florida State. They also play Furman, Vanderbilt, Georgia, Auburn and Kentucky. I see them finishing the season at 9-3. Go Gators!

You'll Know Her When You See Her

Sadness has struck the movie (and maybe golf) world. Actress Frances Bay has died at the age of 92. Her birthday was actually 2 days ago. You know her from Happy Days, Who's the Boss, and Seinfeld. She's probably most known for playing Happy Gilmore's grandmother in Happy Gilmore. She was great and I loved that movie. R.I.P Frances Bay.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Boston Needs Some Recognition

Detroit had this ad:

New York had this song:

So I made Boston's version of Empire State of Mind. Jay-Z, consider yourself parodied. Sing to the tune of Empire State of Mind.

I'm heading up to Back Bay then down to Beacon Hill
Make a stop at the Bullets Bar and Grill
Southie or North End
I can hang out at the Public Garden

Hancock Place is bigger than the Prudential
We saw that Tom Brady had some potential
Provide you with Leverage
Here, Sam Adams is more than a beverage

Only thing we suspend is the Bunker Hill Bridge
We have our own band it's more than a feeling,
Raising alpalcas at the Boston Ridge
Nothing in this city's unappealing

Throw a punch with Rocky Marciano
On Survivor we got Boston Rob Mariano
Pack more punch with the Globe and the Herald
Rest in peace, John Fitzgerald

In Boston
Irish city where memories come from
There's nothing you can't see
When you're in Boston,
The chowder will make you feel so warm
After a signature snowstorm
Let's hear it for Boston. Boston. Boston.

I'll catch the T to a Red Sox game
Man I make the Sox jersey more famous than Pedroia can
See the Citgo sign above the Green Monster
Wave every ball fair, be that crazed fan

Get to the Garden
17 banners, 11 for Russell
Orr was the one with the most hustle
Maybe see an appearance from Tim Thomas

We love Revere and we don't love A-Rod
When Varitek stopped him it was an act of god
Capital building, not in Cape Cod
We gave gay marriage the official head nod

Faneuil or Fenway?
See the Aquarium, maybe some science
Even a planetarium
All that LeBron's won is a home appliance

In Boston
Irish city where memories come from
There's nothing you can't see
When you're in Boston
The chowder will make you feel so warm
After a signature snowstorm
Let's hear it for Boston. Boston. Boston.

Doug Flutie's hail mary
See me rollin' up in my Bentley
Past Dunkin' Donuts, I've got my Pepsi
Life's great here, even on a Wednesday

Feeling kinda historic
Catch a Duck Tour
Let's be honest here
All the athletes use it more than we do

Boston Tea Party, Boston Massacre
Walk the Freedom Trail
Catch a simple Pops concert
Post Road's the meaning of express mail

Cradle of Liberty sounds better than Beantown
Leary, Whalberg, Affleck, Matt Damon, Dropkick Murphys
Sully's sounds pretty good,
Maybe grab some beers in the famous bar, Cheers

In Boston
Irish city where memories come from
There's nothing you can't see
When you're in Boston
The chowder will make you feel so warm
Aftter a signature snowstorm
Let's hear it for Boston. Boston. Boston.

Two hands in the air for the Olde Town City
Home runs, slap shots, all lookin' nifty
No place in the world can hold a candle to

Irish city where memories come from.
There's nothing you can't see
When you're in Boston
The chowder will make you feel so warm
After a signature snowstorm
Let's hear it for Boston.
Boston. Boston.

Boston is back on the map.

For My New Phone

I downloaded the Disney Mobile Magic App. I know it's only for Verizon, but I have Sprint and found it anyway. It's pretty cool though. It has guide maps, attraction wait times and FASTPASS availability, which characters are where, dining reservations, parades and event times for that day, weather, games, favorite attractions, transportation times, shopping recommendations, and bathroom locator. For every park. I love it. Not only will I be able to use it in the park, but I can see the wait times from home. It's awesome. I highly recommend it.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

I Think I Know What I'm Being For Halloween

Something NBC related. Dwight Schrute? Warehouse worker? Buy More employee? All very possible.

LMS Cookie Boycott

Our school took away the cookies that they normally sell. So our school boycotted the lunch. No one bought lunch, everybody brought from home. The Facebook group has 105 people attending, the administrators have taken notice, and I sent an email to the local newspaper. Life is good. I hope they bring it back! Probably the most united our school has ever been.

Another Muppet Parody Trailer

This one's my favorite so far. Quite humorous. It's based off the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It's called the Pig with the Froggy Tattoo.

This Week's Entertainment By David

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The TSA Makes A Bad Move

The TSA said that they will reduce pat-downs. Not a terribly bad thing, but here's the kicker. Kids that are younger than 12 no longer have to take their shoes off. Seriously? All these rules were made to prevent any airline attacks, but now tons of children don't have take off their kicks? Couldn't people just put something in that kid's shoe? Oh boy.

Tim Wakefield

Tim Wakefield started seven games before he started the game in which he would receive his 200th win. The bullpen finally shut down the other team and the Sox provided some offense. They won 18-5. And for the 45 year old knuckleballer who started his career in Pittsburgh. There was no moment more sweet than this.

Marlins Making Some Moves

Of course I'm a big Red Sox fan and a casual Phillies, Pirates, and Rangers fan. But yet, I've never minded the Marlins. That's why I'm posting about this. The Marlins will have a new stadium, new uniforms, a new logo, and a new NAME! Instead of being the Florida Marlins, they will be the Miami Marlins. They'll also be opening the 2012 season.

Darth Vader's Interjection

Take this George Lucas!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

My Life Through Music

Put your iPod on shuffle. The rest is self-explanatory.

My friends see me as: Iron Man by Black Sabbath

My make-out song is: Coming Home by P Diddy

My day will be like: Plane by Jason Mraz

I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: Amazing by Kanye West

Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: I'm A Believer by the Shrek Ensemble

My message to the world has always been: Wavin' Flag by K'NAAN

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: I'm Yours by Jason Mraz

My best friend is like: Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams

My alter-ego is: Use Somebody by Kings of Leon

Right now, I feel: Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

My innermost desire is: Stronger by Kanye West

What makes me happy is: Sleep Away by Bob Acri

My birth was like: Out Here In Cali by Big B

My theme song: Live Like You Were Dyin' by Tim McGraw

My deepest secret is: We Are the Champions by Queen

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Clocks by Coldplay

My favorite thing to do is: With A Few Good Friends by Carly Simon

The story of my life is: Summer Breeze by Jason Mraz

At my funeral they’ll play: If It Kills Me by Jason Mraz

When I’m drunk I say: Vertigo by U2

Behind my back, my friends think I’m: A Beautiful Mess by Jason Mraz

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond

When I’m in the shower, I sing: Cuban Pete by Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball

My love of life was inspired by the song: Beautiful Day by Lee Dewyze

Highschool was like: The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars

My family is described by the song: The Boxer by Lee Dewyze

How will you die? Take on Me by a-Ha

To cheer myself up I: In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins

I Love Simple Disney Things

They've posted many things about the Tomorrowland Transit Authority. It makes me consider making this my new favorite ride or at least tied with Splash Mountain.
The five she's posted are:
"Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders."
"This model city dares to dream of the perfect community in which to work, live, and play."
"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow."
Riding the Transit Authority at night time over and over again.
Going through Space Mountain on the TTA.
Here's the full Tomorrowland Transit Authority/WEDWAY Peoplemover script:
Safety Spiel: Please step carefully onto the moving platform, then step into the vehicle. For your safety, remain seated throughout your journey, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside your car. And please supervise your children. Remember to stay clear of the doors which will open and close automatically. Enjoy your trip aboard the metroliner.

Robot: Tomorrowland Transit Authority metroliner non-stop, now departing Rockettower Plaza Station for a round-trip super skyway tour.

TTA Central: Welcome aboard TTA travelers. Whether you're a humanoid, a robot, or an alien passenger we hope you enjoy your trip along Tomorrowland Transit Authority's Super Skyway.

Robot: Now approaching Tomorrowland Interplanetary Convention Center.

TTA Central: The convention center is host to a galaxy of wonders from far away planets.

TTA Central: The Tomorrowland Metro-Retro Historical Society presents Walt Disney's 20th century vision for the future. This model city dare to dream the perfect community in which to work, live, and play.

Robot: Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders.

TTA Central: For your convenience, the ground crew at Mickey's Star Traders will be glad to rocket ship to any planet in the galaxy.

Traffic Report: Hi there Tomorrowland travelers, this is Mr. Johnson in Sky View Hovercraft-1 bringing you the latest Tomorrowland Transit report. As usual, everything is perfect on Tomorrowland's super highways. Back to you at TTA Central.

Robot: Now arriving at Space Mountain, Tomorrowland's gateway to the galaxy.

Dispatch: Greetings from Space Mountain dispatch. High-speed rockets are now boarding to blast off to all intergalactic destinations. Departures out of space every few seconds from all launch areas. (Star Tunnel music).

TTA Central: As you can see Space Mountain makes ordinary space travel an adventure; another fine transportation service provided by the Tomorrowland Transit Authority.

Safety Spiel: Attention, all visitors from Galaxy M-31, please keep forward-facing tentacles clear of oncoming metroliner vehicles, thank you.

TTA Central: The centerpiece of Rockettower Plaza is the League of Planets Astro Orbiter. This symbol of universal harmony and interplanetary culture provides all beings with an exhilarating spin around the planet.

Female: Remember Blue Line passengers, for all your future travel needs the TTA services all of Tomorrowland's outlining areas including the personal rocket ship docking lot and of course Perfect Park Acres, the latest in Hover-Burb Communities.

Page: Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring.

Robot: Now approaching Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress.

Recruiter: Citizens of Tomorrowland, join Buzz Lightyear on a daring space mission to save the universe from the evil Emperor Zurg. Report to Star Command and Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin.

TTA Central: Welcome back to Rockettower Plaza at the heart of Tomorrowland. Come now, re-join us and believe in the promise of tomorrow.

Robot: Now Arriving, Final Destination, Rockettower Plaza Station.

Safety Spiel: Attention all humans, robots, and intergalactic beings. Please keep your arms, legs, and other appendages away from the doors. The doors open automatically. When they do, please collect all your belongings and step carefully onto the moving platform. Thank you for choosing Tomorrowland Transit Authority for all your travel needs.
I love the ride.

How Many Pages Does The Internet Have?

You could never figure it out, right? Wrong. A scientist has discovered that there are over One Trillion pages on the Internet. Now researchers are planning on spending a million dollars to find out how many pages there are. Is it worth it? There will keep being new ones. There's over a 1,000 just on this blog.

The Office Bloopers

Season 7 Bloopers from The Office. Good luck not laughing.

Monday, September 12, 2011

9/11 Remembered

Yesterday I did not post anything. Not a single post came from My Power is Beyond Your Understanding. I did this in memory and honor of the 2,977 people who died on this infamous day in American history. I will not provide any pictures in case there is anyone out there who does NOT want to re-see that day. However I am providing a piece I wrote for my Language Arts class:

Tuesday, September 11th, 2001, 8:45 A.M. All is normal in New York City, in Washington D.C., and in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. It's a crisp September Day without a cloud in the sky. An average day for a Pentagon worker, World Trade Center employee, and rural Pennsylvanian farmer. Then it's 8:46 A.M and the world is changed forever.
American Airlines Flight 11 crashes into the World Trade Center's North Tower. Then, seventeen minutes later United Airlines Flight 175 flies into the World Trade Center's South Tower. Thirty-four minutes after that, American Airlines Flight 77 hits the Pentagon in the nation's capital. And finally, twenty-six minutes after the Pentagon is hit, United Airlines Flight 93 crashes into the ground in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. The Twin Towers eventually collapse and the western side of the Pentagon goes up in violent flames.
The world has transcended. Nineteen hijackers had ended the lives of nearly 3,000 people on this terrible day. Over 2,000 alone in just New York. But out of the worst of humanity came the best of humanity. The terrorists may have taken 2,977 innocent lives on 9/11, but they couldn't take our unity. Our honor. The terroists tried to pick America apart, but instead they brought everybody together. Everyone helped each other and no one hurt anybody. If some dropped a magazine in public, five people would immediately be there to help them. They couldn't take America.
While the images of the Twin Towers collapsing, the Pentagon burning, and the 44 people on Flight 93 courageously overpowering the hijackers for the good of their country still burn in my memory, the thing that I (and probably most Americans) take out of this is the unbelievable unity. There was no crime in New York for a week. Unheard of. And the planes were back up in four days at Logan Airport. Also the memorial building in New York will be the new tallest building in the United States. We are not afraid. They can't take our security, our honor, our pride. We are one. The two airplanes, United Airlines Flight 175 and American Airlines Flight 11, that crashed into the World Trade Center are exactly what we are United and American.

This Week's Sports By David

Saturday, September 10, 2011

I Wish I Knew Who Was Who

Can't wait for the issue to come out!

National Anthem Mashup

You'll find out tomorrow why I'm posting this today.

Friday, September 9, 2011


How about that? Weird to think about. Disney bought Marvel and they're on the brink of buying Nintendo. Here is Disney Super Smash Bros.

Angry Birds Theme Park

Meanwhile in China people are launching stuffed birds at pigs. Why not? After all it's unauthorized.

'The Office': Relive the show's greatest(?) athletic glories - From Inside the Box - Zap2it

'The Office': Relive the show's greatest(?) athletic glories - From Inside the Box - Zap2it

How great is this? Sorry couldn't get the embed code.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

This Week's Entertainment By David

I Made A Keep Calm Thing!

My very first Keep Calm. Keep Calm and Fact: Bears Eat Beets. Jim Halpert!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Making Headlines

Literally. This blog takes strange headlines and DRAWS them! They're pretty cool. You gotta think about the one I showed.


These brandversations are really cool! They have Nikon, Canon, Firefox, Internet Explorer, Burger King, McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Apple, and Windows. They're awesome!

ETSY Plastic Canvas Tissue Boxes For Sale

Have you ever wanted a tissue box. Did you want it made out of plastic canvas? Did you want it home-made? Did you want it for $4.99? Did you want it from my dad? Did you answer yes to all the questions? Of course you did! So buy them! BUY THEM! BUY IT! BUY. THEM. NOW.


[tissues not included]

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Sports Illustrated August Cover of the Month

Was there ever any doubt in your mind?

Moon Domino's. Domimoon's?

Domino's will be the first restaurant to have a location...on the moon! What? Say goodbye to those astronaut chocolate bars and strange orange soda because you're getting pizza Neil Armstrong! And Buzz Lightyear! It will cost 21 BILLION dollars to construct. They will need 15 rockets to transport the pizza material. There is no date that it will be opened yet, but it's still pretty groundbreaking!

Monday, September 5, 2011

This Week's Sports By Davids

NESN's Greatest Boston Sports Moments

NESN is having a 64 team tournament in which they decide the greatest Boston sports moment in history. Pretty good options. I'm rooting for when Fisk waved the ball fair. To vote just go to nesn.com/nissan or click on the next word: NESN.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Live Free Or Die

Over the years many people have found hidden codes in the Dollar Bill including the name Osama and the Twin Towers burning. But this guy named Dan takes it to another level. Phrases. See the whole gallery!

Top 33 Strangest Bulidings

BoredPanda posted the Top 33 Strangest Buildings in the World! I've actually been to one of them. So what are you waiting for? Go there! Now!