I Am Thorougly Disappointed (So Disappointed I Don't Care If I Spelled Thorougly Right)

Just how dumb are people? Law and Order is tied for longest running drama of all time with Gunsmoke. So you think they go for one more season right? Wrong. People are dumb. So much seasons, effort, actors gone. You can't be tied. Gunsmoke in my mind still has it which is why they are dumb for cancelling it. I now officialy hate NBC officials and Law and Order dumb people. I don't hate NBC but I do hate their officials. For one last time: bum bum.

The Me MeMe

1. What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?

Green Eggs and Ham

2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

The Simpsons' House

3. What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

40 hours

4. What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?

'Weekend In New England'

5. Who's your favorite Muppet?

Cookie Monster

6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?

Lisp

7. What's your favorite website?

Espn.go.com

8. What's your favorite school supply?

Without a doubt, the pencil case

9. Who's your favorite TV attorney?

Perry Mason

10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

Connecticut for a buffet

11. What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or junk shop?

$5 golf clubs

12. Where were you on September 11, 2001?

In a car near CVS

13. What's your favorite tree?

White birch

14. What's the most interesting biography you've read?

Tommie DePeola's autobiographies

15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

Chicken and Fortune Cookies

16. What's the best costume you've ever worn?

Charlie Brown ghost with holes

17. What is your least favorite word?

Knife just, just ugh.

18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

I would be Georgia Illinois

19. Who's your favorite bear?

Booboo Bear

20. Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.

Bit through my lip to a table playing capture the flag inside. ;)

21. If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?

To help Kenya

22. What did you have for lunch yesterday?

Chicken patty, smiley fries, milk

23. Where do you go for advice?

People

24. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

Dictionary

25. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?

Haha, no

This Week's Sports By David

Ho Ho Holly Jolly Champ

Your champion is Santa Claus. The theoretical greatest thing ever. It was a long tournament but the #1 seed got it done. It was unanimous so congrats Santa!

Santa first heard the news in his sleigh.

And he was overcome with joy.

Would Ya Look At That?

Band Aid -- "Do They Know It's Christmas?"My all-time favorite Christmas song. For some reason, I hadn't seen the video in ages and forgot the lineup of singers other than Bono (who has the headscratching, "Well, tonight thank God it's them, instead of you!" line that I've never been able to figure out). In the video, that line works even better because it follows the duet with Simon LeBon and Sting, and suddenly there's a young Bono standing behind them and wearing Uncle Jessie's haircut from "Full House" ... and the three of them share one mike as Bono belts his weird line out. Even stranger, Sting never gets his own line -- he's just singing background for everyone else, which was insane because he was the biggest star there.
Here's what kills me about this video (other than George Michael's haircut): Not only does Paul Young bat leadoff, they go back to him for another solo in the middle! Paul Young! They had the lead singer of the hottest band at the time (Duran Duran's LeBon), the best singer of the entire decade (Sting) and a budding superstar (Bono) ... and they kicked things off with Paul Young? Who was in charge of Band Aid, Bob Geldof or Jimy Williams? I was trying to think of a sports equivalent of this -- like John Starks getting named to the '92 Dream Team, then starting over MJ and Drexler -- but it's impossible. It's too ludicrous. You can't come up with the sports equivalent of Paul Young getting the nod over Bono, Sting and Simon LeBon. I watched this clip 10 times in two weeks and still couldn't figure it out. And you wonder what I do all day.
(And while we're here, the "We Are The World" video is equally fantastic, although every joke has been made at this point. Just know that Dan Aykroyd cracking the chorus group gets 3 percent funnier each year.)

by Bill Simmons

Well wouldya look at that. Bill Simmons also thinks Do They Know It's Christmas is the best christmas song! Check it out for proof:

Proof

It's A Cheeseburger?

The Championship

One more round. The theoretical two greatest things ever. Seuss and Santa. Claus and Ted. Mono on Mono. One on One. Uno on Uno. The championship. 64 things are 2. 3 days! Tick tick tick tick....

Vote:

Dr. Seuss vs. Santa Clauss

Kris or Ted?