Why was Santa's helper depressed? He had low elf-esteem.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards.
Why does Father Christmas cry a lot? Because he gets a little santamental.
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? Looks like rain, dear.
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas? A rebel without a Claus.
What Christmas carol do new parents like best? Silent Night.
Thanks to Juliana Foster
hahahaha - good ones!
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