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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Day 7 Favorite Sidekick


Smee. Captain Hook's first mate!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

True MLB All-Stars

Snubs. Votto. Infante. I got it all for you here is the all-star team that should've been:

American League:

Paul Konerko, White Sox, First Base
Michael Young, Rangers, Third Base
Kevin Youkilis, Red Sox, First Base
Joe Mauer, Twins, Catcher
Justin Morneau, Twins, First Base
Evan Longoria, Rays, Third Base
Derek Jeter, Yankees, Shortstop
Carl Crawford, Rays, Left Field
Josh Hamilton, Rangers, Center Field
Ichiro Suzuki, Mariners, Right Field
Jered Weaver, Angels, Pitcher
Clay Buccholz, Red Sox, Pitcher
Armando Gallarragga, Tigers, Pitcher
Trevor Cahill, Athletics, Pitcher
Phil Hughes, Yankees, Pitcher
C.C. Sabathia, Yankees, Pitcher
Cliff Lee, Mariners, Pitcher
Mariano Rivera, Yankees, Closer
Dallas Braden, Athletics, Pitcher
Jon Lester, Red Sox, Pitcher
Daniel Bard, Red Sox, Closer
David Price, Rays, Pitcher
Victor Martinez, Red Sox, Catcher
Mark Texiera, Yankees, First Base
Miguel Cabrera, Tigers, First Base
Dustin Pedroia, Red Sox, Second Base
Alex Rodriguez, Yankees, Third Base
Adrian Beltre, Red Sox, Third Base
Vladimir Guerrero, Rangers, Designated Hitter
David Ortiz, Red Sox, Designated Hitter
Nick Markakis, Orioles, Right Field
Jose Bautista, Blue Jays, Left Field
David DeJesus, Royals, Center Field
Travis Hafner, Indians, First Base

Alright that's my AL team. Ok get it all out now. Where's Torii or Vernon Wells? What about Cano? Only one second baseman? Five firstbaseman. Yeah well that's why I don't really pick 'em.

National League Team

Joey Votto, Reds, First Base
Billy Wagner, Braves, Closer
Ryan Zimmerman, Nationals, Third Base
Brian McCann, Braves, Catcher
Yadier Molina, Cardinals, Catcher
Albert Pujols, Cardinals, First Base
Chase Utley, Phillies, Second Base
David Wright, Mets, Third Base
Hanley Ramirez, Marlins, Shortstop
Ryan Braun, Brewers, Left Field
Jayson Heyward, Bravers, Center Field
Andre Ethier, Dodgers, Right Field
Stephen Strasburg, Nationals, Pitcher
Roy Halladay, Phillies, Pitcher
Edwin Jackson, Diamondbacks, Pitcher
Ubaldo Jimenez, Rockies, Pitcher
Tim Hudson, Braves, Pitcher
Jamie Moyer, Phillies, Pitcher
Chris Carpenter, Cardinals, Pitcher
Josh Johnson, Marlins, Pitcher
Mike Pelfrey, Mets, Pitcher
Adam Wainwright, Cardinals, Pitcher
Matt Cain, Giants, Pitcher
Martin Prado, Braves, Second Base
Scott Rolen, Reds, Third Base
Matt Holliday, Cardinals, Center Field
Adrian Gonzalez, Padres, First Base
Heath Bell, Padres, Closer
Corey Hart, Brewers, Left Field
Marlon Byrd, Cubs, Right Field
Jose Reys, Mets, Shortstop
Lance Berkman, Astros, First Base
Jack Wilson, Pirates, Shortstop
Dan Uggla, Marlins, Second Base
Jayson Werth, Phillies, Left Field

Ok more thoughts. No Ryan Howard? Well I don't have Omar Infante so everything is canceled out.

Day 6 Favorite Animal

Dumbo because despite getting high on bubbles, losing his mother, and meeting racist crows he pulls through.

Strange Screenplay Generator

I'm getting around with this generator stuff.

Try it: here

A dutiful, overly religious wife, who is always dressed garishly in designer wedding wear, is shocked to find her husband cheating on her with someone carrying a grudge from her past. Her wise ol' grandmother puts on the pants of the family to whoop some butt and put the house back in order. But, Alas! In all the moral sermoning and the ensuing chaos, her husband falls over a cliff and his body is never found. He, however, comes back from the dead eventually.

Monday, July 5, 2010

My Generated Song

Try it: Here

It began on a great autumn afternoon:
I was the most cool student around,
She was the most beautiful student.

She was my friend,
My beautiful friend,
My student.

We used to sleep so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to talk together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one afternoon, one great afternoon,
We decided to talk too much.
Together we kissed a wise old man.
It was smooth, so smooth.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so quiet.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She mashed a boy.
Alas, a boy!
My friend mashed a boy.
It was strong, so strong.

The next day I thought my lips had broken,
I thought my eyes had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that afternoon,
That great autumn afternoon.