The If Meme from Dr. Monkey

If...


If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be dinner time.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be a Southeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a side table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be strawberry milk.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an Emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Evergreen.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be partly cloudy.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a keyboard.
If I were a color, I’d be pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be enthusiastic.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a grape.
If I were a sound, I’d be the tune to Fireflies by Owl City.
If I were an element, I’d be copper.
If I were a car, I’d be a Subaru.
If I were a food, I’d be a hot dog
If I were a place, I’d be a Target.
If I were a material, I’d be fleece.
If I were a taste, I’d be juicy.
If I were a scent, I’d be citrus.
If I were an object, I’d be a football.
If I were a body part, I’d be a foot.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be Jim Halpert.
If I were a song, I'd be I'm Yours by Jason Mraz.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Nike SHOX.