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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Remember that post I did way back when about the top 20 cops to solve the perfect crime. Well they may need some spies. Here are the top 10 spies on TV today they may need to solve the perfect crime:
Michael Westen-Jeffery Donovan-Burn Notice
Fiona Glenanne-Gabrielle Anwar-Burn Notice
Samantha Bloom-Gugu Mbatha-Raw-Undercovers
Steven Bloom-Boris Kodjoe-Undercovers
Charles 'Chuck' Bartowski-Zachary Levi-Chuck
Sarah Walker-Yvonne Strahovski-Chuck
John Casey-Adam Baldwin-Chuck
Christopher Chance-Mark Valley-Human Target
Guerrero-Jackie Earl Haley-Human Target
Simon Lee-Ian Anthony Dale-The Event
The cast of Leverage are not spies or cops but they would still be useful.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
It's that time of year again!Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer~CBS~November 30th~8:00 P.M.
How The Grinch Stole Christmas~TBS~November 21st~7:00 P.M.
The Santa Clause~ABC Family~December 2nd~7:00 P.M.
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town~ABC~December 2nd~8:00 P.M.
The Polar Express~ABC Family~December 3rd~6:00 P.M.
The Nightmare Before Christmas~ABC Family~December 4th~11:00 P.M.
A Charlie Brown Christmas~ABC~December 7th~8:00 P.M.
'Twas The Night Before Christmas~ABC Family~December 12th~7:30 A.M.
Scrooged~AMC~December 9th~8:00 P.M.
It's A Wonderful Life~NBC~December 11th and 24th~8:00 P.M.
A Christmas Story~TBS~December 24th to December 25th~8:00 P.M. to 8:00 P.M.
Others Are Unknown
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Cool Ranch Doritos
Sour Patch Kids
Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese
Strawberry Kiwi Juice
Soft Serve Vanilla Ice Cream With Rainbow Jimmies in A Cup
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
*Newsflash* *Newsflash* *Newsflash*
Yes that's right Toy Story 3 has just moved up to my favorite movie of all time. The trilogy is also my favorite trilogy. I apologize to Kevin James and the Burlington Mall and Paul Blart: Mall Cop but this movie just exceeds it. You guys are still number two. It was bumped along with Nemo, Gilmore, Simpson, and Gump. The order now reads:
1. Toy Story 3
2. Paul Blart: Mall Cop
3. The Simpsons Movie
4. Happy Gilmore
5. Finding Nemo
6. Forrest Gump
7. Peter Pan
8. Toy Story
9. Christmas Vacation
Honorable Mention: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both of their wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.
Both were shot with one bullet.
Both were rumored to be killed in a conspiracy.Neither was confirmed to be a conspiracy.
Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theater.
Kennedy was shot in a card made by the Ford Motor Company (a Lincoln no less)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Their first names both contain six letters.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names comprise fifteen letters.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Both assassins were assassinated before their trials.
The only complete filming of Kennedy's assasination was shot by Abraham Zapruder.
The only complete account of Lincoln's assasination was written by John Zelfindorfer.
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was with friends in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with his friend Marilyn Monroe.
Lincoln's last child, Tad, had his funeral held on July 16, 1871. Later he was exhumed and moved to a different grave site.
Kennedy's son JFK Jr. was lost at sea on July 16, 1999. Later he was found, brought up, and then re-burried at sea.
*Note a $20 bill if folded a certain amount of way shows the Pentagon on fire, the Twin Towers on fire and it says Osama. Coincidence I think not!
Friday, November 19, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Jon Favreau is going to direct the Magic Kingdom movie that resembles Night at the Museum! How awesome will that be? Ahhhh! Yay! I've already gone on and on about this so I'll just tell you the awesome movies coming up from now until 2011 at least maybe up to 2013, in bold is the ones I hope to see most, in italicized is the ones I wouldn't mind not seeing, regular is just ones that seem okay:
Pirates Of The Carribean 4: On Stranger Tides
Winnie The Pooh
Captain America: The First Avenger
Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom
Mr. Popper's Penguins
Puss In Boots
Happy Feet 2
New Year's Eve
Alvin and the Chipmunks 3D
Everybody Loves Whales
Men In Black 3
Untitled Spiderman Reboot
Ice Age: Continental Drift
The Dark Knight Rises
Monsters Inc, 2
*= Cars 2 would be italicized if it did not feature a Toy Story short before the film.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Los Angeles hooligans are considering banning Happy Meals. The latest I've heard is that the mayor vetoed it. Veto is Latin for forbid so that is good. But really, banning Happy Meals? Sure maybe it's not entirely good for little kids but they're little kids! They'll probably burn it off anyway. It's not like kids have it every day! Just monitor what your kids eat. It's not like adults get them. If you're going to ban something ban the quadruple Baconator thing at Burger King. It's not like anyone is going to actually eat that except for Adam Richman. I mean seriously banning a classic childhood item, banning Happy Meals, something McDonald's works hard for? Seriously? Every little boy or girl is entitled to one Happy Meal in their lives in America.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Toy Story 3 is certainly the #1 Animated Film of the Year. Probably even the decade. Netflix and my Dad were kind enough to give me a second viewing. So, so sad. Bullseye and Woody. Woody and Slinky and Woody and Andy. Woody makes the saddest scenes. I love this movie. It moved up to number 3 on my list of movies behind only The Simpsons Movie and Paul Blart: Mall Cop. It might even move ahead of The Simpsons Movie. It already moved over Finding Nemo, Happy Gilmore, and Forrest Gump in one leap. If it wasn't for Estelle Harris, Michael Keaton, Ned Beatty, Blake Clark, Wallace Shawn, John Ratzenberger, Don Rickles, John Morris, Bonnie Hunt, Joan Cusack, Bullseye, and the Aliens. And let's not forget Tim Allen and Tom Hanks even Jim Varney, the world would be different. Thank you Woody, Buzz, Slink, Jessie, Aliens, Bullseye, Hamm, Rex, and Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head for defining my childhood this past summer.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Luke, Erin, Dave, and Stacey. The most storied names in Disney Vacation Planning DVD history. They brought magic to the Walt Disney World Vacation Planning DVD 2005: The Happiest Celebration on Earth. Erin showed us the new installments that were a part of the Happiest Celebration. Luke showed us how to thrill, Dave showed us how to chill. Stacey showed us how to entertain the little ones. 5 years have gone by and they have not appeared in a DVD since. It's been people up in a cloud telling us about their childhood without any time spent on the attraction and with no enthusiasm like the hosts did. The surpass Seacrest, Bergeron, and Anderson. Bring them back by signing the petition.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Postopia and Nickelodeon are home to my two favorite games as a wee little lad. Flip or Flop on Nickelodeon involving Spongebob trying to make Krabby Patties before time runs up and Big Barney Chase on Postopia involving Fred trying to catch Barney around the globe. Check them out they're fun!
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
That's right you heard that correctly! xmasDVD.com! It's awesome! It's got Christmas show, Christmas clips, Christmas commercials, Christmas cartoons, Christmas animations, Christmas music, Christmas lights, and even Christmas recipes. It's got everything from a Benihana Christmas to ham and cheese spirals to an Edgewater Mall 1992 commercial in English or German! Check it out at xmasDVD.com! That;s right xmasDVD.com! This is getting me really excited for Christmastime this year! xmasDVD.com! If you didn't hear it enough already than xmasDVD.com!
This is a book called Blue's Snack Party. It involves a recipe that includes:
Peanut Butter &
You cut the bananas in half and then spread the peanut butter on each half.
You put the raisins on the peanut butter filled bananas and viola!
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Now if you put every season finale crime together it would most likely form the perfect crime. The only way to solve the perfect crime would be to put cops together to solve it, no? Well there are way too many cop shows that have been on in history so I decided to go with the ones that are on today. Here are the 20 cops that could solve the perfect crime together:
Dan Stark~ The Good Guys~ Bradley Whitford
Jack Bailey~ The Good Guys~ Colin Hanks
Seeley Booth~ Bones~ David Boreanaz
Temperance "Bones" Brennan~ Bones~ Emily Deschanel
Jason Gideon~ Criminal Minds~ Mandy Patinkin
Derek Morgan~ Criminal Minds~ Shemar Moore
Steve McGarrett~ Hawaii Five-O~ Alex O'Loughlin
Danny 'Danno' Williams~ Hawaii Five-O~ Scott Caan
Chin-Ho Kelly~ Hawaii Five-O~ Daniel Dae Kim
Kono Kalakaua~ Hawaii Five-O~ Grace Park
Jack McCoy~ Law & Order~ Sam Waterston
Cal Lightman~ Lie to Me~ Tim Roth
Dwight Hendricks~ Memphis Beat~ Jason Lee
Shawn Spencer~ Psych~ James Roday
Burton 'Gus' Guster~ Psych~ Dule Hill
Jane Rizzoli~ Rizzoli & Isles~ Angie Harmon
Maura Isles~ Rizzoli & Isles~ Sasha Alexander
Patrick Jane~The Mentalist~ Simon Baker
Horatio Cane~ CSI: Miami~ David Caruso
Leroy Jethro Gibbs~ NCIS~ Mark Harmon
Friday, November 5, 2010
Lenny and Squiggy are two characters on the show Laverne and Shirley. The show does not have new episodes anymore but it is on the Hub. They are good, funny characters but alas I could not find a video of them except for Lenny and the Squigtones with just pictures going by. So watch the Hub to see them for yourselves.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Yes I admit it my favorite channels are Travel Channel, Food Network, and ESPN. Number Four is NBC. Out of the 5 major television channels: CW, CBS, NBC, ABC, and FOX, NBC is my favorite. CBS has a score of 96.
CW has a score of 19.
ABC has a score of 105.
FOX has a score of 92.
NBC has a score of 107.
My order goes:
NBC, ABC, CBS, FOX, CW
The shows that produced a 7+ score for NBC are as follows:
Sunday Night Football