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Saturday, July 31, 2010

I Love Lucy Clips


Over the years there've been a lot of great throwbacks. The Patriots NFL jerseys last year, the old Mountain Dew. Well they've finally done it. The old Mario game is back and with the kindness of my parents' on my birthday with the $60 amazon.com gift card. And with money to spare! So I got a Toy Story 3 poster and a Kevin Durant jersey. Pretty sweet? Oh yeah and Birdo's not in the new game! ;)

Day 31 Favorite Theme Park Show

Fantasmic. The best part is when all the characters are on the boat.

Bye Disney Challenge!

Sports Illustrated July Cover of the Month

Oh You Silly Bunch

With Steve Carrell leaving the show I have to do this list as we may not see as many good moments. Here they are the Top 'Office' moments of all time in no order:

Also a funny part but it's not here of this episode. Michael is packing up his go bag and asks Oscar: "Oscar, should I bring a dictionary?" Oscar: "No the hospital provides dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus!"

Too good to pick just one.

Again to good to pick just one.

For the third time too good to pick just one.

http://www.yidio.com/show/the-office/season-3/episode-21/25520 You can watch it here. The best part is the ending when Michael describes everyone.

http://www.vureel.com/video/11935/The-Office-Season-3-Episode-1--Gay-Witch-Hunt Sorry I couldn't find it again. Jim's prank on Andy though that's good.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Movie Review

Shocking news towards whoever was ashamed enough to direct, voice and produce. This movie actually got .5 stars out of 10. I know right? Shocking. According to me, the worst movie EVER. If you saw this movie I am deeply sorry about the pain that caused you and your family. Plot really had nothing to do with Snow White. Who were the voices. Nobodies! That's who! Boulderdash! This movie doesn't even deserve a review. The animation was blachhhhhhh! The 'hollas' and weird dance moves couldn't make the movie worse right? WRONG!!!!!! Blaahhhh! oh yeah look at the sub title too. Anything you find odd about the word 'at'?

See Ya

Lance Armstrong retired. He had all these SI covers. Pretty cool? Yeah.

Day 30 Favorite Theme Attraction

Haha that's funny. How people think this decision would be close. Ha. Tommorowland Transit Authority is the closest to the dominant Splash Mountain.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

With Ellen Gone

This is what American Idol will look like in 2011.

For Those Of You Keeping Track

That's 39.

Day 29 Favorite Theme Park

My favorite is by far Magic Kingdom. Epcot and Downtown Disney are so far away to be 2nd and 3rd. The best Magic Kingdom rides are by far Splash, Space, Big Thunder Mountains and TTA.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Day 27 Saddest Death

Bambi's mother. They're so direct with it too. Horrible. Sad. Mufasa is right up there though.

Icelandic People Are My Heroes

Monday, July 26, 2010

Best Places To Get A Bite To Eat

Best Macaroni and Cheese: Wolfgang Puck Express

Best Chicken: Wright's Chicken Farm

Best Fish: Bosn's Landing

Best Shrimp: Longhorn Stakehouse

Best Potatoes: Idaho

Best Rice: Rice-A-Roni

Best Fries: Red Robin

Best Bread: When Pigs Fly Bakery

Best Candy: Yummies

Best Eggs: Hometown Buffet

Best Pancakes: Hannaford

Best Bacon: Oscar Meyer

Best Water: Wal-Mart

Best Juice: Nature's Classroom

Best Soda: Mainiax

Best Omelet: The Goldenrod

Best Sandwich: Blondie

Best Spaghetti: Olive Garden

Best Lasagna: Olive Garden

Best Garlic Bread/Breadsticks: Olive Garden

Best Chips: Chili's

Best Dip: My Dad

Best Burger: York Beach Dairy Bar

Best Hot Dog: Hot Dog Annie's

Best Pizza: Holden Pizza

Best Soup: Pub 99

Best Slushie: Dunkin' Donuts

Best Meltie: Cumberland Farms

Best Donuts: Dunkin' Donuts

Best Burritos: Moe's

Best Tacos: Moe's

Best Quesedillas: My Friend's Mom

Best Hard Ice Cream: Fox's Lobster House

Best Soft Serve Ice Cream: Oceanside Store

Best Frozen Yogurt: Hometown Buffet

Best Nachos: T.G.I Friday's

Best Mozzerella Sticks: UNO Chicago Grill

Best Fried Dough: Canobie Lake Park

Best S'mores: Mainiax

Best Slush Puppie: The Goldenrod

Best Vegtables: Green Giant

Best Fruit: Target Not GreatValue

Best Steak: Longhorn

My Life Playlist

My Life Playlist Instructions:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…

Opening Credits: Plain White T's: “1, 2, 3, 4”

Waking Up: U2: “Vertigo”

First Day of School: Kanye West: “Stronger”

Falling in Love: Nat King Cole: “The Christmas Song”

Fight Song: The Last Goodnight: "Pictures of You”

Prom: Jurassic Park: “The Jurassic Park Theme”

Life: 101 Strings Orchestra: “2001: A Space Oddesy”

Mental Breakdown: OneRepublic “Come Home”

Driving: Dean Martin: “Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!”

Flashback: Bing Crosby: “Mele Kalikimaka”

Getting Back Together: The Who: “My Generation”

Losing Your Virginity: Katy Perry: “Hot 'N' Cold”

Wedding: Michael Jackson: “Billie Jean”

Birth of Child: Walt Disney World: “Splash Mountain Medley”

Final Battle: Michael Jackson: “Don’t Stop 'Til You Get Enough”

Death Scene: Avril Lavigne: “Girlfriend”

Funeral Song: Aerosmith: “Dream On”

End Credits: Isreal 'IZ" Kamakawiwo'Ole : “Over The Rainbow/What A Wonderful World”

Thanks to Wings

Top 10 Worst Movies Ever

#10~ Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

#9~ Son of the Mask

#8~ Daniel the Wizard

#7~ Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie

#6~ Monster a Go-Go

#5~ Home Alone 4

#4~ Cinderella 2

#3~ Plan 9 From Outer Space

#2~ Happily N'ever After

#1~ Happily N'ever After 2

This Week's Sports By David

Day 26 Your Favorite Scene From Your Favorite Movie

Good scene. I feel like I'm flying with them. I feel bad for the dog though.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Jason Alexander Goes Green!

No he's not becoming an eco-maniac. Just dying his hair green because he's going to play live-action Cosmo on a Nickelodeon live-action movie: A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner! Drake Bell will be Timmy. One of my favoritest shows ever is a live movie! 2011!

Day 25 A Movie That Makes You Cry

Haha another 'Toy Story' mention.


Saturday, July 24, 2010

Day 24 A Movie That Makes You Laugh

Best part? Jumba: What?! After all you've put me through you expect me to help you?! Stitch: Eh. Jumba: Ok. Pleakley: What? Jumba: He's very convincing.

Friday, July 23, 2010

I've Done It

I realize I'm late but after 17 days I walked to Maine via Google Maps!

Day 23 An Underrated Movie

The Emperor's New Groove. Way underrated and really funny.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Oracle of....BACON!

Awesome site. So awesome it can connect Jim Varney to William Frawley. Check it out here.

Day 21 Least Favorite Sequel

They're all terrible except for POTC and Toy Story but this is a wretched one.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Beyond Awesome Its Incredibly Amazing

Nobody's got the good version. So I apologize but still awesome.

Day 20 Favorite Sequel

Toy Story 3 is my favorite sequel. Pirates of the Carribean 3 is close too.

Monday, July 19, 2010

This Week's Sports By David

Day 19 Favorite Pixar Character

James P. Sullivan, otherwise known as Sulley is probably my favorite. Slinky Dog, Woody, Buzz, Nemo, Crush, Bruce, Dash, Filmore, Remy, and Dug are all close.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Final Poster For 'Escape'

This was originally 'Dog Toy Story.' The screenplay is finished and filming will begin in two weeks.

Day 18 Your Least Favorite Pixar Movie

Wall-E. It may be A Bug's Life but I have never seen it.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Day 17 Favorite Pixar Movie

Another tough one. I have to give the edge to Finding Nemo however.
Toy Story is a close runner up. Toy Story, Toy Story 2, and Toy Story 3.Monsters Inc is a close third place.

Off I Go!

I will be in Maine from July 17th to July 24th so I have scheduled all my posts for that week. It may not be as much as you've come to expect but it's something! ;)

Friday, July 16, 2010

Day 16 Your Least Favorite Classic

Oliver and Company. I mean what kind of movie is this?

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Japan Gets Lucky

Day 15 Your Favorite Classic

I really can't decide. I give the edge to Peter Pan.

But Alice in Wonderland is a close runner up.

Pick Your Poison The MLB Version

The goal is to get to a team over .500 this year. Good luck!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Top 100 Current Baseball Players

My annual list here it is:

#1~ Joey Votto
#2~ Josh Johnson
#3~ Josh Hamilton
#4~ Justin Morneau
#5~ Dustin Pedroia
#6~ Joe Mauer
#7~ Albert Pujols
#8~ David Wright
#9~ Derek Jeter
#10~ Ubaldo Jimenez
#11~ Jayson Werth
#12~ Ichiro Suzuki
#13~ Evan Longoria
#14~ Andre Ethier
#15~ Martin Prado
#16~ Hanley Ramirez
#17~ Chase Utley
#18~ Roy Halladay
#19~ Miguel Cabrera
#20~ Kevin Youkilis
#21~ David Price
#22~ Tim Lincecum
#23~ Ryan Braun
#24~ Jason Heyward
#25~ Torii Hunter
#26~ Vladimir Guerrero
#27~ Jon Lester
#28~ CC Sabathia
#29~ Carl Crawford
#30~ Adrian Gonzalez
#31~ Billy Wagner
#32~ Ryan Howard
#33~ Michael Young
#34~ Felix Hernandez
#35~ Phil Hughes
#36~ Nick Markakis
#37~ Brian McCann
#38~ Kendry Morales
#39~ Jered Weaver
#40~ Paul Konerko
#41~ Adrian Beltre
#42~ Mariano Rivera
#43~ Matt Kemp
#44~ Matt Cain
#45~ Chris Carpenter
#46~ Nelson Cruz
#47~ Jonathan Papelbon
#48~ Mark Texiera
#49~ Nick Markakis
#50~ Prince Fielder
#51~ Jimmy Rollins
#52~ Josh Beckett
#53~ Alex Rodriguez
#54~ Carlos Pena
#55~ Yadier Molina
#56~ Pablo Sandoval
#57~ Ryan Zimmerman
#58~ Vernon Wells
#59~ Adam Dunn
#60~ Brad Hawpe
#61~ Heath Bell
#62~ Troy Tulowitzki
#63~ David Ortiz
#64~ Zack Greinke
#65~ Corey Hart
#66~ Adam Wainwright
#67~ Jose Reyes
#68~ Andy Petitte
#69~ Matt Holliday
#70~ Coco Crisp
#71~ Jacoby Ellsbury
#72~ Manny Ramirez
#73~ Jose Bautista
#74~ Armando Gallarragga
#75~ Chris Young
#76~ Dan Uggla
#77~ Daniel Bard
#78~ Matt Wieters
#79~ Scott Rolen
#80~ Mike Pelfrey
#81~ Roy Oswalt
#82~ Ty Wiggington
#83~ Justin Verlander
#84~ Kurt Suzuki
#85~ Clayton Kershaw
#86~ Victor Martinez
#87~ Brennan Boesch
#88~ J.D. Drew
#89~ Marlon Byrd
#90~ Jonathan Broxton
#91~ Mark Buerhle
#92~ Edwin Jackson
#93~ David DeJesus
#94~ Lance Berkman
#95~ Kerry Wood
#96~ Carlos Delgado
#97~ Eric Chavez
#98~ Zach Duke
#99~ Stephen Strasburg
#100~ Shin-Soo Choo

Honorable Mentions: Travis Hafner and Dallas Braden

Day 14 The First Movie You Saw

The Lion King (Thanks to my dad for assistance)

Awesome Dunkin' Donuts Commercial

The awesome commercial is that Dustin Pedroia can't reach his glove so Jonathan Papelbon comes along and reaches it for him. Since they wouldn't give me the embed code check it out here.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

If Baseball Had A Walk of Fame Based On Current Players....

37 of the current players would be on that Walk of Fame. Who are they? Here they are:

Andre Ethier: Dodgers: Right Field
Ubaldo Jimenez: Rockies: Starting Pitcher
Adrian Gonzalez: Padres: First Base
Heath Bell: Padres: Closer
Tim Lincecum: Giants: Starting Pitcher
Albert Pujols: Cardinals: First Base
Prince Fielder: Brewers: First Base
Corey Hart: Brewers: Right Field
Joey Votto: Reds: First Base
Chase Utley: Phillies: Second Base
Jayson Werth: Phillies: Left Field
Roy Halladay: Phillies: Starting Pitcher
David Wright: Mets: Third Base
Hanley Ramirez: Marlins: Shortstop
Brian McCann: Braves: Catcher
Torii Hunter: Angels: Center Field
Josh Hamilton: Rangers: Center Field
Vladimir Guerrero: Rangers: Designated Hitter
Ichiro Suzuki: Mariners: Right Field
Joe Mauer: Twins: Catcher
Justin Morneau: Twins: First Base
Paul Konerko: White Sox: First Base
Miguel Cabrera: Tigers: First Base
Derek Jeter: Yankees: Shortstop
Mariano Rivera: Yankees: Closer
Mark Texiera: Yankees: First Base
Evan Longoria: Rays: Third Base
David Price: Rays: Starting Pitcher
Carl Crawford: Rays: Left Field
Carlos Pena: Rays: First Base
Nick Markakis: Orioles: Right Field
Jon Lester: Red Sox: Starting Pitcher
Kevin Youkilis: Red Sox: First Base
Dustin Pedroia: Red Sox: Second Base
David Ortiz: Red Sox: Designated Hitter
Jonathan Papelbon: Red Sox: Closer
Josh Beckett: Red Sox: Starting Pitcher

Day 13 Favorite Kiss

Beauty and the Beast

Monday, July 12, 2010

Sluggers Shall Slug Tonight

Day 12 Least Favorite Disney Song

Ah, yes so annoying.

This Week's Sports By David

That's right you all though it was going to be Miami's Big Three? You guessed wrong!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

600 Posts!

600 posts! What now? I got to 600 posts faster than A-Rod got to 600 home runs. He doesn't have 600 yet! Why am I typing huge?

Didn't know what to celebrate with so wooden shoes for everyone! Left over from the Netherlands' loss. Happy 600!

Day 11 Your Favorite Love Song

Can You Feel the Love Tonight?


Many brands may disappear after 2010 such as Readers Digest, Kia Motors, Dollar Thrifty, Zale, Blockbuster, T-Mobile, BP, RadioShack, Merrill Lynch and Moody's. Goodbye to all including this awesome commercial. Phone looks cool. Mine's cooler however.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Day 10 Favorite Song

A Whole New World. I was going to pick When You Wish Upon A Star but this one overpowers all.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Time To Take Miami

Oh yes I went there. Wade has already taken Miami.

Day 9 Favorite Original Character

He's the original, no? If Goofy was the original it'd be him.

Mega Ultra Giant Big Huge Super Disney Collages

I made the first one

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Who the Emmy Winners Should Be

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Tina Fey as Liz Lemon
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Tony Shalloub as Adrian Monk
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Kyra Sedgwick as Brenda Johnson
Outstanding Comedy Series: Modern Family
Outstanding Drama Series: LOST
Outstanding Reality-Competition Program: The Amazing Race
Outstanding Variety, Music, or Comedy Series: The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien
Outstanding Animated Program: The Simpsons
Outstanding Children's Program: iCarly
Outstanding Commercial: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series: Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Michael Emerson as Ben Linus
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Sharon Gless as Madeline Weston

Where LeBron Will Go

Miami. Heat. LeBron will announce 'Miami' at 9:00 P.M. tonight. He will join forces with Wade and Bosh. LBJ to Miami!

Day 8 Favorite Villian

Jafar the rascal who stole Genie!


Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Day 7 Favorite Sidekick

Smee. Captain Hook's first mate!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

True MLB All-Stars

Snubs. Votto. Infante. I got it all for you here is the all-star team that should've been:

American League:

Paul Konerko, White Sox, First Base
Michael Young, Rangers, Third Base
Kevin Youkilis, Red Sox, First Base
Joe Mauer, Twins, Catcher
Justin Morneau, Twins, First Base
Evan Longoria, Rays, Third Base
Derek Jeter, Yankees, Shortstop
Carl Crawford, Rays, Left Field
Josh Hamilton, Rangers, Center Field
Ichiro Suzuki, Mariners, Right Field
Jered Weaver, Angels, Pitcher
Clay Buccholz, Red Sox, Pitcher
Armando Gallarragga, Tigers, Pitcher
Trevor Cahill, Athletics, Pitcher
Phil Hughes, Yankees, Pitcher
C.C. Sabathia, Yankees, Pitcher
Cliff Lee, Mariners, Pitcher
Mariano Rivera, Yankees, Closer
Dallas Braden, Athletics, Pitcher
Jon Lester, Red Sox, Pitcher
Daniel Bard, Red Sox, Closer
David Price, Rays, Pitcher
Victor Martinez, Red Sox, Catcher
Mark Texiera, Yankees, First Base
Miguel Cabrera, Tigers, First Base
Dustin Pedroia, Red Sox, Second Base
Alex Rodriguez, Yankees, Third Base
Adrian Beltre, Red Sox, Third Base
Vladimir Guerrero, Rangers, Designated Hitter
David Ortiz, Red Sox, Designated Hitter
Nick Markakis, Orioles, Right Field
Jose Bautista, Blue Jays, Left Field
David DeJesus, Royals, Center Field
Travis Hafner, Indians, First Base

Alright that's my AL team. Ok get it all out now. Where's Torii or Vernon Wells? What about Cano? Only one second baseman? Five firstbaseman. Yeah well that's why I don't really pick 'em.

National League Team

Joey Votto, Reds, First Base
Billy Wagner, Braves, Closer
Ryan Zimmerman, Nationals, Third Base
Brian McCann, Braves, Catcher
Yadier Molina, Cardinals, Catcher
Albert Pujols, Cardinals, First Base
Chase Utley, Phillies, Second Base
David Wright, Mets, Third Base
Hanley Ramirez, Marlins, Shortstop
Ryan Braun, Brewers, Left Field
Jayson Heyward, Bravers, Center Field
Andre Ethier, Dodgers, Right Field
Stephen Strasburg, Nationals, Pitcher
Roy Halladay, Phillies, Pitcher
Edwin Jackson, Diamondbacks, Pitcher
Ubaldo Jimenez, Rockies, Pitcher
Tim Hudson, Braves, Pitcher
Jamie Moyer, Phillies, Pitcher
Chris Carpenter, Cardinals, Pitcher
Josh Johnson, Marlins, Pitcher
Mike Pelfrey, Mets, Pitcher
Adam Wainwright, Cardinals, Pitcher
Matt Cain, Giants, Pitcher
Martin Prado, Braves, Second Base
Scott Rolen, Reds, Third Base
Matt Holliday, Cardinals, Center Field
Adrian Gonzalez, Padres, First Base
Heath Bell, Padres, Closer
Corey Hart, Brewers, Left Field
Marlon Byrd, Cubs, Right Field
Jose Reys, Mets, Shortstop
Lance Berkman, Astros, First Base
Jack Wilson, Pirates, Shortstop
Dan Uggla, Marlins, Second Base
Jayson Werth, Phillies, Left Field

Ok more thoughts. No Ryan Howard? Well I don't have Omar Infante so everything is canceled out.

Day 6 Favorite Animal

Dumbo because despite getting high on bubbles, losing his mother, and meeting racist crows he pulls through.

Strange Screenplay Generator

I'm getting around with this generator stuff.

Try it: here

A dutiful, overly religious wife, who is always dressed garishly in designer wedding wear, is shocked to find her husband cheating on her with someone carrying a grudge from her past. Her wise ol' grandmother puts on the pants of the family to whoop some butt and put the house back in order. But, Alas! In all the moral sermoning and the ensuing chaos, her husband falls over a cliff and his body is never found. He, however, comes back from the dead eventually.

Monday, July 5, 2010

My Generated Song

Try it: Here

It began on a great autumn afternoon:
I was the most cool student around,
She was the most beautiful student.

She was my friend,
My beautiful friend,
My student.

We used to sleep so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to talk together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one afternoon, one great afternoon,
We decided to talk too much.
Together we kissed a wise old man.
It was smooth, so smooth.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so quiet.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She mashed a boy.
Alas, a boy!
My friend mashed a boy.
It was strong, so strong.

The next day I thought my lips had broken,
I thought my eyes had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that afternoon,
That great autumn afternoon.

Day 5 Favorite Hero

Peter Pan!

My Upcoming Films' Teaser Posters