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Sunday, March 11, 2012

2012 DFTBA Tournament Rosters

There are 64 teams in the 2012 Tourney. Here are their rosters, consisting of two starters, three bench players, and one coach. The names will be listed respectively with the roles I listed in the previous sentence.

How I Met Your Mother: Barney Stinson, Marshall Erickson, Ted Mosby, Lily Aldrin, Robin Scherbatsky, Bob Saget

Dr. Seuss: Cat in the Hat, Sam-I-Am, Horton, Lorax, Sneetch, Dr. Seuss

ESPN: Stan Verret, Neil Everett, Chris Berman, Colin Cowherd, Erin Andrews, Dick Vitale

I Love Lucy: Ricky Ricardo, Lucy Ricardo, Bobby the Bellboy, Little Ricky, Ethel Mertz, Fred Mertz

Happy Endings: Dave Rose, Brad Williams, Penny Hartz, Alex Kerkovitch, Jane Kerkovitch, Max Blum

Marvel: Spiderman, The Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, The Human Torch, Reed Richards

Tower Heist: Slide, Josh Kovacs, Dev'Reaux, Mr. Fitzhugh, Charlie, Arthur Shaw

Ferris Bueller: Ferris Bueller, Cameron Frye, Sloane Peterson, Jeanie Bueller, Charlie Sheen, Ed Rooney

Red Sox: Dustin Pedroia, Kevin Youkilis, Jon Lester, Jacoby Ellsbury, Adrian Gonzalez, Terry Francona

Orioles: Matt Weiters, Nick Markakis, Brian Roberts, Vladimir Guerrero, Kevin Millwood, Buck Showalter

NFL: Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Jerry Rice, Steve Young, Emmit Smith, Roger Goodell

The Hangover: Phil, Alan, Stu, Doug, Mr. Chow, Mike Tyson

Disney World: Brer Rabbit, Hitchiking Ghost, Dog With Keys, Jack Spence, Dumbo, Roy Disney

NORAD: Rudolph, Bif the Elf, Dasher, Vixen, Prancer, Aaron Carter

NBC: Jason Ritter, Ron Swanson, Rob Lowe, Liz Lemon, Crosby Braverman, Jack Donaghy

Hawaii Five-O: Steve McGarrett, Danno Williams, Chin Ho Kelly, Wo Fat, Kono, Kamekona

Man v. Food: Adam Richman, The Camerman, Andrew Zimmern, Anthony Bourdain, Bert the Conquerer, Neil Wilson

John McBain: John McBain, McBain, McBain, McBain, McBain, McBain

Six Flags: Bugs Bunny, Superman, Aquaman, Jeff (Wiggle), Green Lantern, Mr. Six

Holidays: Easter Bunny, Leprechaun, Baby New Year, Cupid, Tom Turkey, Uncle Sam

The Muppets: Animal, Swedish Chef, Gonzo, Kermit, Fozzie Bear, Jim Henson

Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore, Shooter McGavin, Grandma, Julie Bowen, Ben Stiller, Chubs

Pixar: Mike Wazowski, Mr. Incredible, Remy, Nemo, WALL-E, Lee Unkrich

Dunkin' Donuts: Rachel Ray, Nigel Travis, Neil Moses, Cashier Man, Chris Evans, William Rosenberg

Boston Bruins: Brad Marchand, Zdeno Chara, Milan Lucic, Tim Thomas, David Krejci, Claude Julien

Worcester Sharks: Logan Couture, Justin Braun, Jonathan Cheechoo, Jay Leach, Derek Joslin, Roy Sommer

MLB: Albert Pujols, Justin Verlander, Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, Jackie Robinson, Bud Selig

Today Show: Matt Lauer, Al Roker, Ann Curry, Meredith Viera, Katie Couric, Tom Brokaw

Community: Abed Nadir, Troy Barnes, Jeff Winger, Dean Pelton, Senor Chang, Dan Harmon

Wilfred: Elijah Wood, Wilfred, Jenna, Drew, Kristen, David Zuckerman

The Big Bang Theory: Howard Wolowitz, Leonard Hofstader, Sheldon Cooper, Raj Koothrapali, Penny, Chuck Lorre

Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg, George Takei, Chad Ochocinco, Justin Timberlake, Jesse Eisenberg, David Fincher

Psych: Shawn Spencer, Burton Guster, Lasseter, Juliet O'Hara, Buzz McNab, Corbin Bernsen

Disney: Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Pluto, Minnie Mouse, Walt Disney

Wipeout: John Anderson, John Henson, Jill Wagner, Vanessa Lachey, Where's The Pole? Girl, Matt Kunitz

Grown Ups: Lenny Feder, Eric Lamonsoff, Marcus Higgins, Kurt McKenzie, Rob Hilliard, Coach Buzzer

Apple Juice: Johnny Appleseed, Granny Smith, Adam, Steve Jobs, Mike Archer, Yataka

Maine: Scrambler Operator, Mud Man, Tight Rope Walker, Lazy Lobster, Bullwinkle, Edward Talpey

Sesame Street: Grover, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Elmo, Ernie, Bert

Celtics: Rajon Rondo, Bill Russell, Larry Bird, Paul Pierce, Bob Cousy, Red Auerbach

Magic: Jameer Nelson, Dwight Howard, Jason Richardson, Hedo Turkoglu, JJ Reddick, Stan van Gundy

NHL: Alex Ovechkin, Sidney Crosby, Mario Lemiuex, Wayne Gretzky, Patrick Roy, Gary Bettman

Chuck: Chuck Bartowski, Morgan Grimes, John Casey, Jeffster, Sarah Walker, General Beckman

Christmas: Santa Claus, Buddy the Elf, George Bailey, Ralphie Parker, Clark Griswold, Mrs. Claus

MexiCali Grill: Carlos, Chip Lady, Hector, Cheech Marin, Ben Golub, Bill Golub

Universal Orlando: Popeye, Shrek, Homer Simpson, Woody Woodpecker, Harry Potter, Poseidon

Pearls Before Swine: Pig, Rat, Guard Duck, Larry, Zeeba Neighba, Stephan Pastis

Friends (TV): Joey Tribianni, Chandler Bing, Ross Geller, Rachel Green, Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller

Sports: Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Kyle Busch, Robert Griffin III, Austin Rivers, Muhammad Ali

Jason Mraz: Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, Tristian Prettyman, Colbie Cailat, Java Joe, Bushwalla

Toy Story: Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm, Andy

Blackstone Valley: Guy Fieri, Torii Hunter, Magnitude, Ron Artest, Maya Rudolph

No School: Dr. Barnes, Jack Frost, Frosty the Snowman, Shane, Mr. Sunshine, Tornado Tim

NBA All-Star Weekend: Nate Robinson, Jason Kapono, Steve Nash, Kenny Smith, Kevin Hart, Charles Barkley

Patriots: Wes Welker, Rob Gronkowski, Brandon Spikes, Tom Brady, Danny Woodhead, Bill Belichick

Lions: Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, Jahvid Best, Ndamoukong Suh, Casey Fitzsimmons, Jim Schwartz

NBA: LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, David Stern

Paul Blart: Paul Blart, Veck, Amy, Dancer, Pahud, Chief Brooks

The Office: Ryan Howard, Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, Pam Beesly, Andy Bernard, Michael Scott

Peanuts: Snoopy, Woodstock, Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy, Charles Schultz


The following teams, Family, Friends, Rec Basketball, and Leicester, will not have their rosters revealed to respect privacy.

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