My Power Is Beyond Your Understanding: Halloween Corny Jokes

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Halloween Corny Jokes

When do monsters start the weekend? Fright-y nights

What is a werewolf's favorite holiday? HOWL-oween

What kind of clothes do ghosts wear? Scaredy Pants

Where do ghosts watch their favorite shows? On big scream TVs

How do you thank a vampire? Say "fangs a lot"

How do you know when a vampire is sick? You can hear is coffin.

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Wings1295October 11, 2009 at 4:36 PM
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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Halloween Corny Jokes

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