Sunday, July 15, 2012
How TV Shows Should End
How I Met Your Mother: The finale should have the mother finally revealed. I think that's what they were shooting for anyway. Then, the five, Marshall and Lily's children, and Ted's wife can make their way down to McLaren's where Barney says this night will be legen-wait for it-dary. Then, a montage of new pictures from that night in the same style as the opening theme with the song will play as it ends.
Two and a Half Men: This show is weird so why not have a weird ending? Walden moves out with his new girlfriend and plot twist, Alan dies and is reunited with Charlie. Jake inherits the house.
The Simpsons: Homer is driving home from work and considers stopping at Moe's, but instead keeps driving home. Marge and Maggie are also driving home. Lisa is biking back, and Bart skateboards. They pass all the residents of Springfield and they sit on their couch one last time.
Family Guy: The giant chicken kidnaps Stewie and Peter sets out to kill it with Quagmire, Joe, and plot twist-Cleveland. Peter encounters him and they do their usual fight. And as usual, when the fight is over, they go to the chicken, but this time it's really dead. Brian and Lois are reunited with Stewie and the Griffins sit down, with an impeached Adam West, to watch the news.
30 Rock: TGS is finally cancelled and Tracey and Jenna have no place to go. Kenneth, who has improved his life, takes them in. Jack and Liz finally hook up. The five leave the studio together, with no more show.
The Office: Michael comes back to see how Dunder Mifflin is doing. Holly's parents have passed and when he seeds that David Wallace is back and that he's looking for a CFO, Michael gets the job and stays near Scranton. Michael leaves the Scranton Branch at five, followed by an eager Dwight and his wife, Angela. Kevin and Oscar go out with Angela. Creed and Meredith follow with Stanley and Phyllis after. Andy, Erin, Kelly, and Ryan go out together as they head out on a double date. Pam tells Jim to leave as well. Jim tells Pam to go right ahead and he'll be out shortly. As Pam leaves, Jim reaches into his desk, pulls out a stapler in jello and puts it in Dwight's desk. He turns off the lights. Toby comes out and asks where did everybody go?
They'd all be cool, no?