Boston Needs Some Recognition

Detroit had this ad:

New York had this song:

So I made Boston's version of Empire State of Mind. Jay-Z, consider yourself parodied. Sing to the tune of Empire State of Mind.

I'm heading up to Back Bay then down to Beacon Hill

Make a stop at the Bullets Bar and Grill

Southie or North End

I can hang out at the Public Garden

Hancock Place is bigger than the Prudential

We saw that Tom Brady had some potential

Provide you with Leverage

Here, Sam Adams is more than a beverage

Only thing we suspend is the Bunker Hill Bridge

We have our own band it's more than a feeling,

Raising alpalcas at the Boston Ridge

Nothing in this city's unappealing

Throw a punch with Rocky Marciano

On Survivor we got Boston Rob Mariano

Pack more punch with the Globe and the Herald

Rest in peace, John Fitzgerald

In Boston

Irish city where memories come from

There's nothing you can't see

When you're in Boston,

The chowder will make you feel so warm

After a signature snowstorm

Let's hear it for Boston. Boston. Boston.

I'll catch the T to a Red Sox game

Man I make the Sox jersey more famous than Pedroia can

See the Citgo sign above the Green Monster

Wave every ball fair, be that crazed fan

Get to the Garden

17 banners, 11 for Russell

Orr was the one with the most hustle

Maybe see an appearance from Tim Thomas

We love Revere and we don't love A-Rod

When Varitek stopped him it was an act of god

Capital building, not in Cape Cod

We gave gay marriage the official head nod

Faneuil or Fenway?

See the Aquarium, maybe some science

Even a planetarium

All that LeBron's won is a home appliance

In Boston

Irish city where memories come from

There's nothing you can't see

When you're in Boston

The chowder will make you feel so warm

After a signature snowstorm

Let's hear it for Boston. Boston. Boston.

Doug Flutie's hail mary

See me rollin' up in my Bentley

Past Dunkin' Donuts, I've got my Pepsi

Life's great here, even on a Wednesday

Feeling kinda historic

Catch a Duck Tour

Let's be honest here

All the athletes use it more than we do

Boston Tea Party, Boston Massacre

Walk the Freedom Trail

Catch a simple Pops concert

Post Road's the meaning of express mail

Cradle of Liberty sounds better than Beantown

Leary, Whalberg, Affleck, Matt Damon, Dropkick Murphys

Sully's sounds pretty good,

Maybe grab some beers in the famous bar, Cheers

In Boston

Irish city where memories come from

There's nothing you can't see

When you're in Boston

The chowder will make you feel so warm

Aftter a signature snowstorm

Let's hear it for Boston. Boston. Boston.

Two hands in the air for the Olde Town City

Home runs, slap shots, all lookin' nifty

No place in the world can hold a candle to

Boston!

Irish city where memories come from.

There's nothing you can't see

When you're in Boston

The chowder will make you feel so warm

After a signature snowstorm

Let's hear it for Boston.

Boston. Boston.

Boston is back on the map.