This Isn't The Petition Response You're Looking For

There's no need to question how exciting this is! Luckily, Jar-Jar Binks is nowhere to be mentioned! As you know, on the White House website, you can make different petitions for things that you believe the government should do. Well, someone petitioned for the government to build a Death Star. And they responded! They threw in different things like, "the Death Star's power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force," and "why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship." You can read the whole thing at the previous link in this paragraph. Nice that they have some humor!