Carrot Facts

I'm not sure what to make of this Twitter account that I discovered through BJ Novak. From what I've gathered from the account, it seems like this guy was devastated by a breakup with his girlfriend so he created this account to use humor to cope. It uses his loneliness, the praise of carrots, the satire of people who eat them, and improper grammar and spelling to create "carrot facts." I don't know why I find them hilarious, but I do. Here's a sample:

"i have a carrot" - martin Luther Carrot
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) April 21, 2013

Carrot cant talk to you but you can pretend they can
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) April 25, 2013

Sometime you can petend a carrot is a microphone and sing into it when you are alone often
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) April 28, 2013

Even celebritys (beyonce, Gary sinise, etc.) eats carrots
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) May 5, 2013

megan come back
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) May 7, 2013

It can be fun to hide carrots under your pillow for a nice surprise when you go to bed alone
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) May 10, 2013

You can fill a bag of carrot with cigaret butts and kep it in your frigde as decoy in case a robber comes
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) June 5, 2013