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Thursday, June 13, 2013

Grumpy Cat Film

Ah, the American film industry. A place where crappy animated films can get sequels in which beloved fairy tale characters will be poorly computer animated and they will scream into their cell phones, "Holla!" Or a place where one of the all-time greatest films can spurn a fourth film in its series in which a shark tracks down a family cross-country (meaning it either swam through the Panama Canal or went all the way down and around the tip of South America in the style of the Cape of Good Hope) to kill them. Or we can just have an octopus on wheels take on a giant bear lion and destroy Los Angeles or New York. Either way you don't know what you're going to expect, but something new to see in 2014 will be a Grumpy Cat, 2012's most influential cat, film in the style of Garfield. So, yeah. That's happening.

I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I typed the word, Holla.

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