A Very Merry Friends Christmas

Phoebe tries her best to rhyme the names of her friends with holiday terms.

"I went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
I asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said all you need is to write them a song.
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
I saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler...handler!"