My Power Is Beyond Your Understanding: Funny

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." ~ Buddy the Elf

"Couple of years ago I was hitting a buck fifty and everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser Show. So relax." ~ Dustin Pedroia

"To the fans and everyone in Gator Nation, I'm sorry, I'm extremely sorry. We were hoping for an undefeated season, that was my goal, something Florida's never done here. I can promise you one thing. A lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any player play as hard as I will play the rest of the season. You will never see another team play as hard as we will play the rest of the season. You will never see another player push a team as hard as I will push the rest of the season. God bless." ~ Tim Tebow

On Saturday, Punxsatawney Phil saw his shadow and you know what that means. Nothing because that's not how weather works." ~ Jimmy Fallon

"Are you prepared to take dive into the deep end of my head?" ~ Jason Mraz

"I'm Adam Richman. A food fanatic who's held nearly every job in the restaurant biz. Now I'm on a mouth-watering journey to find America's greatest pig-out spots. And take on the country's most legendary eating challenges. I'm no competitive eater, just a regular guy with a serious appetite. This is my ultimate hunger quest. This is Man v. Food." ~ Adam Richman

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good, old days before you've actually left them." ~ Andy Bernard

The Power Hall of Fame

Drew Barrymore: Class of 2015. Actress.

Chandler Bing: Class of 2012. Character.

Tom Brady: Class of 2015. Athlete.

Tomie dePaola: Class of 2010. Author.

Slinky Dog: Class of 2011. Character.

Jimmy Fallon: Class of 2013. Host.

Roger Federer: Class of 2013. Athlete.

Tina Fey: Class of 2014. Actress.

Goofy: Class of 2010. Character.

Rob Gronkowski: Class of 2013. Athlete.

Jim Halpert: Class of 2011. Character.

Tom Hanks: Class of 2010. Actor.

Kevin James: Class of 2011. Actor.

Jeffster: Class of 2012. Band.

Billy Joel: Class of 2014. Singer.

Mindy Kaling: Class of 2014. Actress.

Matt Lauer: Class of 2012. Host.

Seth Meyers: Class of 2014. Host.

Jason Mraz: Class of 2010. Singer.

B.J. Novak: Class of 2014. Writer.

The Office: Class of 2013. Show.

Dustin Pedroia: Class of 2010. Athlete.

Amy Poehler: Class of 2015. Actress.

Peter Quill: Class of 2015. Character.

Adam Richman: Class of 2012. Host.

Jason Ritter: Class of 2011. Actor.

Paul Rudd: Class of 2015. Actor

Andy Samberg: Class of 2015. Actor

Greendale Seven: Class of 2012. Group.

Bill Simmons: Class of 2013. Writer.

Ben Stiller: Class of 2013. Actor.

Tim Tebow: Class of 2011. Athlete.

Friday, June 19, 2009

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