My Top 10 Favorite Office Quotes

10. "Robert, you've got your black sheep and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freaking moon." -Ryan
09. "In the sixties, I made love to many women, often outdoors in the mud. It's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing." -Creed
08. "I'm not crazy, she's crazy. I'm not crazy, she's crazy. 5 to 7 minutes. 5 to 7. 5 to 7. 6. Different, but not really. -Jim
07. "If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, everyday would be Ernte Dank Fest." -Dwight
06. "I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family, he is like a son to me." -Michael
05. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." -Michael
04. "Dwight has both keys to the office. I asked him, 'Dwight, what if you die, how will we get into the office?' He said, 'if I'm dead, then you guys have been dead for weeks." -Pam
03. "What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier." -Dwight
02. "I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than for somebody else in this office, besides myself. Game on." -Stanley
01. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." -Jim

What great quotes and there's many many more.