100. Phil Tippett
Dinosaur Supervisor of Jurassic Park. Puh-lease.
99. Casey Lock
Backyard soccer say what?
98. Steve the Pirate
Dodgeball champion. Gar, gar Steve.
97. Lane Smith
Author of that well-known Stinky Cheese man.
96. Johnny Bravo
Maybe he's conceited. But he's a cartoon.
95. Randy Jackson
American Idol judge for 10 years. A record.
94. Fred Weasley
He would've made a good planker.
93. Brian Wilson
It's a beard thing.
92. Jimmer Fredette
You just got Jimmer'd!
91. Landon Donovan
American hero.
90. Phil Mickelson
Lefty.
89. B.J. Novak
Better than his character.
88. Chris Evans
Captain America. Human Torch. Same old. Same old.
87. Yoshi
Loyal dinosaur for Italian plumbers. Created by the Japanese
86. Topher Grace
That 70's man.
85. Deron Williams
D-Will. He's shipping up to Turkey!
84. The Swedish Chef
Geesh gurndee geesh gur-dursh dee bork bork bork bork bork bork bork!
83. Hamish Linklater
Matthew from New Adventures of Old Christine!
82. Patrick Star
Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Not until four.
81. Charles Schulz
A man with great integrity. Gold shirt and black zig-zags.
80. Clark Griswald
Owner of the Griswald Family Christmas Tree!
79. Jack Sparrow
He's a winner.
78. Drake Bell
Pretty cool guy. Oh yeah and he's Timmy Turner.
77. Danny Pudi
Community. Bri-TAN-Ick. Handshake.
76. Bob Jellison
Bobby the Bellboy in person!
75. Kevin James
What a guy. Paul Blart. Grown Ups. King of Queens. Zookeeper. Adam Sandler's partner.
74. Dinkleberg
DINKLEBERGGG!
73. Matthew Perry
Oh, joy.
72. Daran Norris
You know, that janitor from Ned's Declassified.
71. Dr. John "J.D" Dorian
Scrubs funny man. Guy love.
70. William Frawler
Oh, Fred.
69. Ryan Stiles
Improve-A-Ganza
68. Zach Duke
Strikeout king. Hopefully.
67. Aaron Rodgers.
Pack-Man.
66. Dwyane Wade
Nice guy in Miami.
65. Josh Peck
He ain't callin' you a truther!
64. John Henson
He may be Wipeout's funny man, but Anderson just has something about him.
63. The Man in the Yellow Hat
Adopting monkeys since 1939.
62. Erin Cahill
Happiest Celebration on Earth legend.
61. Ferris Bueller
Life moves pretty fast. Faster than a Ferris Wheel!
60. Stephan Pastis
Creator of Pig. And Rat. And Zeeba Neighba. And Goat. And Guard Duck. And the Crocs.
59. Captain Pink Blob
What be your name?
58. Seth Meyers
Tweeting and hosting.
57. Pam Beesly
Or is it Pam Beesly Halpert?
56. Zachary Levi
Nerd Herd.
55. Jim Henson
Muppet legend. Among other things.
54. Vivian Vance
No, not Ellen DeGeneres. Ethel Mertz!
53. Buzz Lightyear
To infinity and beyond!
52. Jayson Werth
Coaster
51. Eric Chavez
Gold glover. Resurging in the Bronx.
50. Tim Thomas
Puck snatcha'h!
49. Jason Gann
Wilfred the dog. With a British accent.
48. Buddy the Elf
What's your favorite color?
47. Danny Woodhead
Short. And speedy.
46. Hedo Turkoglu
Magic-Raptors-Suns-Magic. Signing shoes along the way.
45. Jon Favreau
Don't worry, he'll move up when the Magic Kingdom movie comes out.
44. Dr. Seuss
He writes in a house. He writes with a mouse.
43. Justin Timberlake
That's why he loves sports!
42. Darren Sproles
Sports Illustrated cover man. Powder blue skidoo.
41. Neil Everett
Swinger.
40. Desi Arnaz
He has some 'splainin' to do.
39. Joey Tribbiani
He reacts. It does not mean acting again.
38. Nick Markakis
Markaky!
37. Brad Marchand
Marshman lol.
36. Jason Segel
Marshall. Muppets. Marvelous.
35. Jerry Seinfeld
That was a wicked googly.
34. Kyle Busch
18 M&Ms and a Snickers Bar
33. Kronk
WRONG LEVER!!!!!
32. Mike Vrabel
Retiring. Sadly.
31. Jim Varney
The original Slinky Dog
30. Stephen Curry
Greatest athlete EVER at Davidson University.
29. Roger Federer
Greatest tennis player. Not fading either.
28. David Spade
He always plays himself.
27. John Krasinski
The man behind the Halp.
26. Milan Lucic
He's a glass smasher.
25. Michael Phelps
8 for 8 in 08.
24. Lenny Kosnowski
You know, Kosnowski's a pretty good name. He had it practically all his life.
23. Sheriff Woody
HE. IS. A. TOY!!!
22. Paul Blart
Peanut blart and jelly. Whop-whop-whop.
21. Steve Burns
Blue's owner on Blue's Clues. I'd be careful if you want to see what he looks like.
20. Walt Disney
It didn't start with him, it all started with a mouse.
19. Rowsdower
MST3K legend. Rowsdower.
18. John Anderson
Sportscenter AND Wipeout. Slick combo.
17. Rajon Rondo
He's really proving himself as a rejuvenating, electrifying point guard.
16. Tom Hanks
He's Woody. He's Big. He's Gump. Hanx. Hank you very much.
15. Edward Talpey
He's dead now, but he created that great Goldenrod restaurant. Oh, the omelet.
14. Happy Gilmore
400 yard drives. Phone tower putts. Shootin' down Shooter McGavin.
13. Arthur Fonzarelli
The Fonz. Aaaaaayyy. Pound on 'dem jukeboxes.
12. Jason Mraz
Wearing fedora cause he's yours. And he's lucky he's on a plane with a rainbow connection.
11. Santa Claus
Around the world in one night. Ho-ho-ho! NORAD hero.
10. Lee Unkrich
A grand Pixar man. Unkrich. Oscar-Winner.
09. Tim Tebow
Gator. Bronco. Stay cool Tebow. Stay cool.
08. Barney Stinson
Awesome. Bro Code. He's awesome!
07. Ron Swanson
He's a swan song. Moustache man. And boy can he dance.
06. Lucille Ball
Known for I Love Lucy, the greatest comedienne of all time. Your Vita-Meata-Vega-Min girl.
05. Jason Ritter
He's so bloody amazing. Facial hair. RITTER.
04. Rhod Gilbert
Did you pack it youself? WHY?! What are you suggesting?!
03. Jim Halpert
That's right, the character ranks higher than the actor. Hahahaha.
02. Dustin Pedroia
Laser Show. 'Nuff said.
01. Adam Richman
He's funny. He's hungry. Man v. Food challenge smasher. Just a great human being. The greatest person.
Comment if there's anyone YOU think should be up there and maybe I'll include 'em in next year's list.
Great list! I was wondering if Richman was going to make it when I got closer and closer to #1! Fun stuff with very good choices!
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