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Monday, July 11, 2011

The 100 Greatest People (According To Me)

Now this isn't most influential, most dramatic, most famous, or whatever. These are just my favorite 100 people who are fun, humorous, and awesome. They can be fictional, or non-fictional. But I am NOT including any family or friends because I cannot rank them. Oh yeah and the people can be dead if they want. Here we go, 100 Greatest People:

100. Phil Tippett

Dinosaur Supervisor of Jurassic Park. Puh-lease.

99. Casey Lock

Backyard soccer say what?

98. Steve the Pirate

Dodgeball champion. Gar, gar Steve.

97. Lane Smith

Author of that well-known Stinky Cheese man.

96. Johnny Bravo

Maybe he's conceited. But he's a cartoon.

95. Randy Jackson

American Idol judge for 10 years. A record.

94. Fred Weasley

He would've made a good planker.

93. Brian Wilson

It's a beard thing.

92. Jimmer Fredette

You just got Jimmer'd!

91. Landon Donovan

American hero.

90. Phil Mickelson

Lefty.
89. B.J. Novak

Better than his character.

88. Chris Evans

Captain America. Human Torch. Same old. Same old.

87. Yoshi

Loyal dinosaur for Italian plumbers. Created by the Japanese

86. Topher Grace

That 70's man.

85. Deron Williams

D-Will. He's shipping up to Turkey!

84. The Swedish Chef

Geesh gurndee geesh gur-dursh dee bork bork bork bork bork bork bork!

83. Hamish Linklater

Matthew from New Adventures of Old Christine!

82. Patrick Star

Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Not until four.

81. Charles Schulz

A man with great integrity. Gold shirt and black zig-zags.

80. Clark Griswald

Owner of the Griswald Family Christmas Tree!

79. Jack Sparrow

He's a winner.

78. Drake Bell

Pretty cool guy. Oh yeah and he's Timmy Turner.

77. Danny Pudi

Community. Bri-TAN-Ick. Handshake.

76. Bob Jellison

Bobby the Bellboy in person!

75. Kevin James

What a guy. Paul Blart. Grown Ups. King of Queens. Zookeeper. Adam Sandler's partner.

74. Dinkleberg

DINKLEBERGGG!

73. Matthew Perry

Oh, joy.

72. Daran Norris

You know, that janitor from Ned's Declassified.

71. Dr. John "J.D" Dorian

Scrubs funny man. Guy love.

70. William Frawler

Oh, Fred.

69. Ryan Stiles

Improve-A-Ganza

68. Zach Duke

Strikeout king. Hopefully.

67. Aaron Rodgers.

Pack-Man.

66. Dwyane Wade

Nice guy in Miami.

65. Josh Peck

He ain't callin' you a truther!

64. John Henson

He may be Wipeout's funny man, but Anderson just has something about him.

63. The Man in the Yellow Hat

Adopting monkeys since 1939.

62. Erin Cahill

Happiest Celebration on Earth legend.

61. Ferris Bueller

Life moves pretty fast. Faster than a Ferris Wheel!

60. Stephan Pastis

Creator of Pig. And Rat. And Zeeba Neighba. And Goat. And Guard Duck. And the Crocs.

59. Captain Pink Blob

What be your name?

58. Seth Meyers

Tweeting and hosting.

57. Pam Beesly

Or is it Pam Beesly Halpert?

56. Zachary Levi

Nerd Herd.

55. Jim Henson

Muppet legend. Among other things.

54. Vivian Vance

No, not Ellen DeGeneres. Ethel Mertz!

53. Buzz Lightyear

To infinity and beyond!

52. Jayson Werth

Coaster

51. Eric Chavez

Gold glover. Resurging in the Bronx.

50. Tim Thomas

Puck snatcha'h!

49. Jason Gann

Wilfred the dog. With a British accent.

48. Buddy the Elf

What's your favorite color?

47. Danny Woodhead

Short. And speedy.

46. Hedo Turkoglu

Magic-Raptors-Suns-Magic. Signing shoes along the way.

45. Jon Favreau

Don't worry, he'll move up when the Magic Kingdom movie comes out.

44. Dr. Seuss

He writes in a house. He writes with a mouse.

43. Justin Timberlake

That's why he loves sports!

42. Darren Sproles

Sports Illustrated cover man. Powder blue skidoo.

41. Neil Everett

Swinger.

40. Desi Arnaz

He has some 'splainin' to do.

39. Joey Tribbiani

He reacts. It does not mean acting again.

38. Nick Markakis

Markaky!

37. Brad Marchand

Marshman lol.

36. Jason Segel

Marshall. Muppets. Marvelous.

35. Jerry Seinfeld

That was a wicked googly.

34. Kyle Busch

18 M&Ms and a Snickers Bar

33. Kronk

WRONG LEVER!!!!!

32. Mike Vrabel

Retiring. Sadly.

31. Jim Varney

The original Slinky Dog

30. Stephen Curry

Greatest athlete EVER at Davidson University.

29. Roger Federer

Greatest tennis player. Not fading either.

28. David Spade

He always plays himself.

27. John Krasinski

The man behind the Halp.

26. Milan Lucic

He's a glass smasher.

25. Michael Phelps

8 for 8 in 08.

24. Lenny Kosnowski

You know, Kosnowski's a pretty good name. He had it practically all his life.

23. Sheriff Woody

HE. IS. A. TOY!!!

22. Paul Blart

Peanut blart and jelly. Whop-whop-whop.

21. Steve Burns

Blue's owner on Blue's Clues. I'd be careful if you want to see what he looks like.

20. Walt Disney

It didn't start with him, it all started with a mouse.

19. Rowsdower

MST3K legend. Rowsdower.

18. John Anderson

Sportscenter AND Wipeout. Slick combo.

17. Rajon Rondo

He's really proving himself as a rejuvenating, electrifying point guard.
16. Tom Hanks

He's Woody. He's Big. He's Gump. Hanx. Hank you very much.

15. Edward Talpey

He's dead now, but he created that great Goldenrod restaurant. Oh, the omelet.

14. Happy Gilmore

400 yard drives. Phone tower putts. Shootin' down Shooter McGavin.

13. Arthur Fonzarelli

The Fonz. Aaaaaayyy. Pound on 'dem jukeboxes.

12. Jason Mraz

Wearing fedora cause he's yours. And he's lucky he's on a plane with a rainbow connection.

11. Santa Claus

Around the world in one night. Ho-ho-ho! NORAD hero.

10. Lee Unkrich

A grand Pixar man. Unkrich. Oscar-Winner.
09. Tim Tebow

Gator. Bronco. Stay cool Tebow. Stay cool.

08. Barney Stinson

Awesome. Bro Code. He's awesome!

07. Ron Swanson

He's a swan song. Moustache man. And boy can he dance.

06. Lucille Ball

Known for I Love Lucy, the greatest comedienne of all time. Your Vita-Meata-Vega-Min girl.

05. Jason Ritter

He's so bloody amazing. Facial hair. RITTER.

04. Rhod Gilbert

Did you pack it youself? WHY?! What are you suggesting?!

03. Jim Halpert

That's right, the character ranks higher than the actor. Hahahaha.

02. Dustin Pedroia

Laser Show. 'Nuff said.

01. Adam Richman

He's funny. He's hungry. Man v. Food challenge smasher. Just a great human being. The greatest person.


Comment if there's anyone YOU think should be up there and maybe I'll include 'em in next year's list.

1 comment:

  1. Great list! I was wondering if Richman was going to make it when I got closer and closer to #1! Fun stuff with very good choices!

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