He doesn't always drink beer. But when he does. He prefers Dos Equis. I thought the commercials were losing their way and going more of the Chuck Norris route. However, they reclaimed their greatness with "If he were to give you a pat on the back you would list it on your resume." Enjoy the full list of Jonathan Goldsmith jokes.
"He could have been a doctor but chose to be a software engineer instead."
- "He is the life of parties he has never attended."
- "He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
- "He's won trophies for his game face alone."
- "His words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw."
- "If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the irresistible urge to thank him".
- "His mother has a tattoo that reads 'son'".
- "At museums he is allowed to touch the art."
- "Sharks have a week dedicated to him."
- "He can speak French, in Russian."
- "He bowls overhand."
- "He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me."
- "Both sides of his pillow are cool."
- "If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume."
- "When in Rome, they do as he does."
- "He's won the same Lifetime Achievement Award...twice.
- He could have been a doctor, but he chose to be a software engineer instead."
What a guy!