Logic is Not in Dwight Howard's Repertoire

Here's a graph showing the respect I have for Dwight Howard over the years since his days on my favorite team, the Magic, then his whining to leave, then his demise in Los Angeles and then his indecision for Houston.

Anyway, it's interesting because the two cities Dwight Howard played for were Orlando with the Magic and Los Angeles with the Lakers. Those are the two cities in America that contain a Disney theme park. However, there is no Disney park in Houston, the place Howard will play next with the Rockets. He aptly chose a Walt Disney quote to explain his leaving of L.A. This is the full quote from Howard:

"Walt Disney said, 'Big risks, big rewards.' He put everything he had into Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and the sky is the limit. Now there's Disneyland and Disney World."

There are three things wrong with that. One: none of it makes any sense. Two: it doesn't apply to Dwight at all. Three: Walt Disney never coined that.

Oh, Dwight. You are a fool.