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Sunday, August 10, 2014

Matthew McConaughey Cannot Stand Up

Buzzfeed recently pointed out that Matthew McConaughey is incapable of standing up by himself. Five different movie posters feature McConaughey being aided in his mission to stand. Kate Hudson helps him out in How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. Jennifer Garner does it in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past's poster. Jenna Elfman helps in EDtv. A tree does the job in Sufer, Dude. As you can see, Sarah Jessica Parker really tries her best in Failure to Launch. It's obnoxious! Luckily, two Orange Is the New Black stars recreated these posters. This time, Matthew McGorry is the one who cannot stand and Samira Wiley has to help him. It's great.

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