Say goodbye to all crime in South Florida. Shaquille O'Neal, the retired seven-foot-one-inch basketball star, has applied to be a reserve police officer for the Doral Police Department. He just has to go through a background check before the title of "cop" is added to his resume that already includes him hosting an NBA show on TNT. Busy man.
He will make a lot of people wet themselves when he pulls them over.
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